The sound that awakened my son was something he’d heard only once before, many
years ago, when he was quite young.
But he recognized it instantly.
It was the sound of a family secret.
Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal.
Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.
- Mommy, Mommy!
- Now what?
- Daddy’s home!
- Come on!
- Hey, is anybody home?
- Hey, yeah!
- Yeah, yeah!
- Hey!
- I wasn’t expecting you for a week.
- I have to go back to Frisco in the morning. But I got your call. You sounded a
little frazzled.
- Yeah! It’s been a little rough!
[[J.D.]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.
[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our
[J.D. and Turk]
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
[Turk]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,
[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,
[Turk]
It's guy love
[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.
[Turk]
We're closer than the average man and wife,
[J.D.]
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
[Turk]
You know I'll stick by you, for the rest of my life.
[J.D.]
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.
[J.D.]
There's no need to clarify,
[Turk]
Oh no?
[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,
[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.
[J.D. and Turk]
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.
[J.D.]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.
[Turk]
I'll be there to share the highs.
[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love,
Between two guys.
[J.D.]
And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it implies.