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Jimmy Kimmel Live: I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy

[James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel ]
One more thing on Monday night I issued a challenge to the parents of America. I asked parents to pretend that they ate all their kids Halloween Candy. And video tape that and post it to Youtube under the heading Hey, Jimmy Kimmel I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy and a lot of people did and I guess I didnt expect so much crying. I kind of thought the kids would be mad just mad, almost everyone of them cries. But we got we got, to those children whose tears are about to immortalized on television I apologize in advance.

[Mom]
Im gonna tell you what happened to your candy Blake. I ate it all.

[Blake]
Noooo!~~ (cries)

[Mom]
I ate yours too Allan.

[Allan]
(cries)

[Father]
Me and mommy ate it last night when you were asleep.

[Kid]
(cries)

[Mom]
I ate all your Halloween Candy last night.

[Kid]
(cries and screams)

[Girl]
Daddy wheres the candy?

[Dad]
What candy?

[Girl]
DADDY!!!

[Mom]
We ate all your candies

[Girl]
(cries and throws item at dad)

[Mom]
I think I ate all your candy.

[Son]
Wa-Mom (cries)

[Mom]
Im so sorry.

[Son]
AHHH-ahhhhhh (sobs)

[Mom]
I tricked you, dad didnt eat all your candy.

[Daughter]
Oh, (laughs)

[Mom]
I tricked you

[Mom]
Im very very sorry Rachel I ate all your Halloween Candy how much was it?

[Rachel]
(cries)

[Mom]
Oh oh!~~~~~ Rachel, Im sorry, you know I like candy. Rachel, do you still love me?

[Rachel] Source: LYBIO.net
huh huh (no) (cries)

[Mom]
Last night I ate all the candy.

[Son]
What?

[Mom]
Like, Im so sorry its just Im pregnant and I get really hungry and I ate all of it.

[Son]
There you go (smiles) You didnt eat all the candy. Aii Yo I JIBBY!

[Son]
( ) Candy?

[Mom]
I ate them last night I took them to work with me.

[Son]
Why? You did that? Why! (hits the wall)

[Dad]
Last night we stayed up and we ate all your candies, are you guys ok with that?

[Natalie]
No

[Mom]
Why?

[Natalie]
NO!~~~~~~~~~

[Dad]
Natalie, calm down Natalie

[Natalie]
Dad, your ugly!

[Mom]
I ate all your candy, you have no more Halloween Candy left.

[Son]
What?

[Big Brother]
She ate it. What the heck!

[Son]
Mom

[Mom]
Dont you guys think you ate enough candy last night?

[Big Brother]
No! I only have one bite of candy, you serious. You ate the rest. Oh good for you now you gonna have probably get a belly ache. Thats why you shouldnt eat so much candy. Mom, thats 2!

[Mom]
Two what?

[Big Brother]
2 bags of candy.

[Son] Source: LYBIO.net
2 + 2 is
2 + 2 is equals five

[Big Brother]
Its really four. Hey Jim, you were so close. Did you see how much I had. I went to a lot of houses.

[Mom]
I know, I ate it all it tasted so good especially the Peanut Butter Cups.

[Son]
Oh you sneaky mom.

[Jimmy Kimmel]
(laughs) Thanks to all the sneaky moms and sneaky dads, kids are very unstable.
 


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