Now remember, you were given
powerful pain medication
And a muscle relaxer,
So, uh, don't operate heavy machinery.
Try not to choke on your own drool.
Wait. You have to help me get into bed.
Sheldon has to get me into bed.
Bet you never thought I'd say that.
Yes.
The charm of your drug addled
candor knows no bounds.
You know, people think
you're this weird robot man
Who's so annoying all the time,
and you totally are.
But then it's like that movie Wall-e at the end.
You're so full of love, and you can save a plant
and get fat people
out of the floaty chairs.
That's a fairly labored metaphor,
but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
Sing "Soft Kitty" to me.
"Soft Kitty" is for when you're sick.
You're not sick.
Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
♪ soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... ♪
Wait, wait. Let's sing it as a round. I'll start.
♪ soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... ♪
I'll start over.
♪ soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
soft kitty, warm kitty,little ball of fur...
happy kitty, sleepy kitty
happy kitty, sleepy kitty
happy kitty, purr, purr, purr
purr, purr, purr. ♪
