-No problems getting a cab, no traffic. May way totally works
-Yeah. Yeah, I feel totally relaxed, totally calm. Go-go-go-go-go!!!
-Lets see, you're on the flihgt to Nassau. Mr. Bing, you'll be in 25J and Mrs.
Bing, you'll be in 25K
-It is a funny name
-She's not laughing at the name. We just got married we're going on our
-Oh, really? Congratulations. You know what? Let me see what I can do
-There was a cancellation, I can bump you up into first class!
-Wow, thank you! See, if we gotten here earlier those seats might not have been
available. Compromise works
-My name is Mrs. Bing. Haven't I compromised enough?
-Could you hurry up?
-Hey, I've never set one of these off before and I'm not about to start now! On
one more sec. My anklet, that was a close one. Yes!!!
-Hey look at that: "federal law prohibits any joking regarding aircraft
high-jacking or bombing". You don't have to worry about me, ma'am take my bombs
-Sir you wanna come with us
-No wait. Chandler wait, wait! That doesn't count! backwards doesn't count!
-This is ridiculous, I was just making a joke. I mean I know the sign says "no
jokes about bombs" but shouldn't the sign really say "no bombs". I mean, isn't
that the guy we really have to worry about here? The guy WITH the bombs? Not the
guy who jokes about his bombs? Not that I have bombs but if I did, I probably
wouldn't joke about them. I'd probably wanna keep that rather quiet. I'm sorry
you had some questions for me?
-Miss, what is our association with this man?
-He's my husband
-But only for a few days, I mean, I don't know what he does when he's outside
-Thank you darling
-You see, this is the first time we're traveling "my way", so its very important
that we make this flight. It's on of those "her plan versus my plan" kinda
-What you mean by "plan"?
-You really should just ask me "yes or not" questions
-Oh, a... no, that's not his bag, that's my bag.
-It's just procedure
-Yes, but, no, no... you don't understand, see everything is packet perfectly.
It took me forever to do this. There's like 50 folded pieces. You're mean
-Alright, you're free to go
-Thank you. Thanks. And listen about those Speedo's, I don't know how they got
-hey it's Joey. Listen, Phoebe and I smell gas coming from your apartment
-What? Are you serious? Joey smells gas
-What else is new?
-Yeah, and we'd go check it out, but you took away our key
-Well do something
-You want us to break down your door?
-And you won't blame us for any damage?
-Okay, are sure you want us to do this?
-No, I want you to stand there and wait for the whole place to blow up!
-Step back inside please