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-Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, squad lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
-No.
-I could help you cross the street.
-No.
-I could help you cross your yard?
-No.
-I could help you cross your porch?
-No.
-Well, I gotta help you cross something.
-No, Im going fine.
-Good afternoon. My name is Russell.
-Kid
-And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54
-Slow down
-squad lodge 12.
-Kid!
-Are you in need of any assistance?
-Thank you, but I dont need any help!
-Aouch.
-Proceed.
-Good afternoon.
-Skip to the end!
-See these? These are me wilderness explorer badges. You may notice one is missing. Its my Assisting the elderly badge. If I get it, Ill become a senior wilderness explorer! The wilderness must be explored! Its gonna be great! There is a big ceremony and all the dads come and we pin on our badges.
-So you wanna assist an old person.
-Yeah! Then Ill be a senior wilderness explorer!
-Have you ever heard of a snipe?
-Snipe?
-A bird. Big eyes. Every night it sneaks into my yard and gobbles my poor azaleas. Im elderly and infirm. I cant catch it. If only someone could help me
-Me, me, Ill do it!
-I dont know, its awfully crafty. Youd have to clap your hands three times to lure it in.
-Ill find her, mr. Fredricksen!
-I think its burrow is two blocks down
-Two blocks down. Got it!
-Snipe! Here, snipie, snipie

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